Scribble….

June 25th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, jacefuse.com | No Comments »

So I was messing around today…

Starjumper: Clandar

February 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Starjumpers | No Comments »

Clandar is the “exterminator” on the Tandorian Starship Solarchick. He handles all of the dirty stuff like nasty alien infections, annoying politicians, and greedy businessmen. He also likes pizza and video games from Earth. He also has a cheerleader fetish. (Actually, I made that last bit up right now just to screw with Google searches.)

Starjumper: Tazmos

February 1st, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Starjumpers | No Comments »

Tazzo Hemoso, aka “Tazmos”, is one of several supernatural characters in the Starjumpers novel. He plays an important role in regards to helping Paulina Headronis figure out who she really is. He sometimes interjects his commentary into the book through a first person narrative.

Think of Tazmos as the wise-ass sage.

Nalias thought about this for a moment and then turned to Tamos. “You said the Earthen IOU wants to go where it is going. Wouldn’t it be best just to sit back and let it all play out its natural course?”

Tazmos replied “your intervention is part of the natural course.”

“What do you want me to do?”

Tamos just smiled and said “you’ll know what to do when the time comes.”

“Why do the so-called wise-men always say shit like that?” Nalias stood up and looked at the ship’s monitors. “It doesn’t really help, you know.”

“It isn’t supposed to.”

“Then why did you say it?”

“Just to fuck you with.”

With that last statement there was a sound like ripping paper and Tazmos stepped out of the scene as an animated character might step off of the edge of a torn sheet of paper.

Nalias sighed. “Dickhead.”

Niagra

January 28th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Pictures | No Comments »

 

I drew this in the 11th grade. Seriously, what was I smoking?

Renee “Sweeny” Flintlemire

January 24th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Pictures, Starjumpers | No Comments »

Renee “Sweeny” Flintlemire

Inspired by boredom in my algebra class, this was drawn in 1991. There aren’t many school-doodles that I’ve kept this long but this one not only exists in the original form but also this “pen-over”. The original was a light scribble in pencil, while this one is a more defined with thick lines of black pen ink. The eyes are filled in with pencil, and the lips and double-triangle ear-ring are filled in with pen.

So, uhm, yeah.

Trisha Talacoalabara

January 19th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Starjumpers | No Comments »

 

One of my favorite images of Trisha. This one was created in the summer of 1990. Once again, Nalias’s floating utility bot is pictured with Trisha.

Phaze Exchange

January 16th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork | No Comments »

 

This one is vintage Fuse! from the mid 90’s. It was a very surreal era in the Artwork of Fuse! and this one started as just a scribble with some colored pencils but it quickly consumed the entire page. I thought it would stop there but it bled off of the page’s edge and started to consume the room. Fleeing for my life, I barely made it out of the house before it collapsed inward and began to suck everything into a singularity.

I caught a ride on a passing by Flying-Sausage and managed to escape just in time to witness the entire neighborhood being warped and slurped up like a spaghetti noodle into a Hoover. I was taken up out of the atmosphere and into what I felt must surely be a safe distance but I was soon to realize that the great sucking powers of this picture were far greater than even the most massive of black holes.

Against my will, my sausage and I were sucked into this blackness. For the next several years I struggled against the intense gravity of this great sucking force. It would tease me with temporary ripples of calmness and in doing so ease its grip. Just as I felt I would be able to escape it would reiterate it’s demands of submission by turning up the suck. Eventually she died and got married (or something) and I was finally free at last.

These days when I look at this drawing it reminds me of the dangers of letting myself get sucked into something like a wood chipper.  ‘Cuz that would suck.

In goes a person — out goes potted meat.

So, uhm, yeah. I rejected the original name of this image. Cosmic Cumshot is funny but highly inappropriate.

A Self Portrait from the Future….

January 14th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Pictures | No Comments »

(or Past)

 

 

Okay, so I’m pretty sure I painted this in the 12th grade. The assignment was to draw ourselves exactly as we saw ourselves in the mirror. It didn’t say anything about where we had to be when we looked in the mirror.

I was docked many points for “not following directions” or something of that nature.

So, uhm, yeah.

A Six Legged Earthling

January 12th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Pictures | No Comments »

From my old site…

There are times that I wish I did more work like this. Then I laugh at myself for being such a dork and go back to drawing cool shit like monsters, robots, and giant sausage-worms that are eating people. (Actually, I haven’t drawn the sausage one just quite yet but it sounds like an excellent project!)

So, uhm, yeah.

Old Artwork (Trisha)

January 10th, 2008 | Posted in Artwork, Pictures, Starjumpers | No Comments »

The old Jacefuse.Com (circa 1997) had an art gallery, a poetry section, some idiotic little rants, and eventually a few really interesting pictures of UFOs, mating spiders, and my beloved Camaros. I have no intentions of putting the old site back up (at the moment) but I do intend to reintroduce some of the worthwhile bits back to teh En7aN3tZ. FNORD

Pictured here is Trisha Talacoalabara, one of several characters from my novel. The floating droid is actually Nalias Trason’s. I’m not sure why I always picture him with Trisha. Maybe I should have drawn Nalias more?

This picture dates back to about the last week of April ‘96. I was doodling in the orientation class while being hired at Trane just as I did in every other class of my life. I was so focused on the drawing I was paying absolutely no attention to the teacher/trainer/instructor/HR drone/dipshit running their mouth about something that might have later proven somehow important. It probably had something to do with attendance.

I don’t remember anything about that class other than drawing this picture. The original is looking kind of rough and this scan is a very low DPI compared to modern day scanners.  

So, uhm, yeah. Shhh. I’m working on a top-secret art project!