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Sausage Linkage

January 7th, 2008 | Posted in General |

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How To Post A Lazy Blog Entry

I was very tired after work and as soon as I got in I laid down on my bean-bag chair and ended up crashing. I was woken by the sound of an instant message and began my daily web-browsing.

Through my regular rounds it was at Pownce that AlericB had posted this link to pork martinis. It’s not that I have anything against pork or martinis, but c’mon, guys! Why can’t we just leave it well alone? Olives rule the drink.

Next there were pictures of real life Super Mario Galaxies. The effect created by these photographs is interesting to look at, but as a Super Mario Galaxy player I can say it isn’t very convincing. There aren’t enough coins, star-bits, or baddies for these to be even close to realistic. They’re still fun to look at though.

College Humor never seems to fail when it comes to the daily recommended dosage of scat. This time there’s a rather well done take on the moments just before the 2 girls filmed their 1 cup. Some memes never die and with a little luck this isn’t one of those memes.

Other junk at the various link sites today include a super-massive wide-screen monitor for gaming (or porn), a great way to open envelopes, and pictures of cheerleaders (to feed the cheerleader fetishes).

One interesting bit I stepped into was a list of 20 brain foods. Unfortunately, by brain foods they mean foods that you can eat to improve your brain’s functions, not foods made from brains. Either way it’s a good list and it’s nice to see some of my favorite items on that list. It’s even better to see that I like almost everything on that list. I don’t care for yogurt, but that was probably the only item I didn’t care for. Chocolate even makes it in there at the end, though they do (foolishly) suggest moderation.

So, uhm, yeah. What? Me? Cheerleader fetish? Pffft. That’s hardly a secret. What guy doesn’t have a cheerleader fetish?

One Response to “Sausage Linkage”

  1. Blindsquirrel Says:

    You sure do like a lot of NUTS. *SNICKER*

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